Teatime is my time

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

ladyhistory:

Yet another installment of the Captioned Adventures of George Washington.

awsgtpepper:

Real talk: 365-DaysOfDoodles from deviantart is everything to me. Prepare for tons of his stuff.

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

the first three words you see are what you want most in life right now

overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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